[B]Sale[/B]: Noun. A period of time during which objects for sale are reduced in price. [I] The sale was yesterday, and everything was super cheap.[/I] [B]Calgary Cycle[/B]: Noun. A reputable Canadian retailer of bicycle related merchandise. A real go-getter. [I] Dude, I just got my new frame from Calgary Cycle three days early![/I] [B]Idiot[/B]: Noun. Anyone who does not get in on the Calgary Cycles sale. See: fool, dunce, ignoramus, halfwit, jackass, idiot-man-child, Cartman, wizard of nothing, Yeti-spotter, inhalant aficionado, dropped baby, damaged goods, the easy sell, the ugly truth, the man with half a brain, sock-drawer burglar, and last but not least, FOOLISH,FOOLISH CONSUMER. [I] Your wife's going to kill you, you idiot! That was $300 cheaper at Calgary Cycles![/I] 100 dollars= new tires and bars for my bmx, a new shirt to replace my well-loved threads, and less guilt about spending hard-earned cash on my bike rather than my girlfriend, who lives in Canada seven months of the year. All in all, an awesome opportunity.

[B]Sale[/B]: Noun. A period of time during which objects for sale are reduced in price. [I] The sale was yesterday, and everything was super cheap.[/I] [B]Calgary Cycle[/B]: Noun. A reputable Canadian retailer of bicycle related merchandise. A real go-getter. [I] Dude, I just got my new frame from Calgary Cycle three days early![/I] [B]Idiot[/B]: Noun. Anyone who does not get in on the Calgary Cycles sale. See: fool, dunce, ignoramus, halfwit, jackass, idiot-man-child, Cartman, wizard of nothing, Yeti-spotter, inhalant aficionado, dropped baby, damaged goods, the easy sell, the ugly truth, the man with half a brain, sock-drawer burglar, and last but not least, FOOLISH,FOOLISH CONSUMER. [I] Your wife's going to kill you, you idiot! That was $300 cheaper at Calgary Cycles![/I] 100 dollars= new tires and bars for my bmx, a new shirt to replace my well-loved threads, and less guilt about spending hard-earned cash on my bike rather than my girlfriend, who lives in Canada seven months of the year. All in all, an awesome opportunity.

Hey dude! I'm looking at getting a DK Cygnus, and I was wondering what your opinion was on it. How was it before you upgraded? Thanks! Ian

Hey dude! I'm looking at getting a DK Cygnus, and I was wondering what your opinion was on it. Also, did you get rid of or just respray the green rims? Looking cool, dude. Thanks. Ian

I thought it was awesome. Yeah Simcik! Sorry about the injury, dude. How long 'til you're back on the bike?

F to the O to the G to the E to the L. Hell yeah.